Unconventional hair dye
There is just something about bright blue, pink and green hair dye that screams weird, un-natural and totally challenging to match to outfits! Whilst we get and promote the whole concept of free expression and individuality… we do not recommend practicing such freedom on your hair! You will regret - trust us!

Makeup lines
Probably the most frustrating beauty faux pas ever! Whether it is a foundation line, visible brush stroke or even mascara boo boo it is always noticeable. So boo's next time you apply makeup to your gorgeous face, double check and re-check your efforts.

Michael Jackson
Have you heard that he has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikeel! Aha! Whilst completely respectable and normal for any human being, for Michael is it just another publicity stunt…? Like the weird plastic surgery, child abuse scandals and the infamous baby/balcony incident has not made this man the most confusing and strange man on earth!

Random friend requests
Whether you are a die-hard Facebook or MySpace blogger you know what I mean. Those complete randoms who request your friendship when they don't even know who you are. You know the type, the people who flood your inbox and just don't get the hint that no, the shared interest of the net does not make you compatible for friendship - Dah!