So Not: Visible panties and panty lines, too much perfume and "luvvos"
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1. Visible Panties and Panty lines: Ok girls. I don’t know how, why, where or when the “pull your g string up over your jeans as high as it can go before it becomes internally wedged” epidemic began, but it is about time society realises that no, we aren’t in a Snoop Dog film clip, and no, not everyone needs to look like they’re giving they’re butt a good flossing. G-strings and lacey knickers are absolutely fabulous, I kid you not, but we need to realise that they are meant to be PRIVATE. They cover your PRIVATE parts. I mean, can I get anymore clear than that… seriously. Also, visible panty-lines are just as bad, especially when you get a wedgie, because everyone can see it! So keep your panty-lines under control. Why not try seamless or smooth fit undies as an alternative. Check them out! |
| 2. Perfume Possession: This is when you are possessed by your perfume! Yes, I’m sure that your new Chanel No. 5 is great and was expensive but you don’t need to spray half of the contents of the bottle onto yourself in order to get people to realise that you’re wearing it. I’m sure if you’re that desperate you could casually bring it up in a conversation. Eg. “Yeah, so the car came speeding round the corner, straight towards me. I thought, wow how nice is the perfume I’m wearing right now… it’s Chanel. Want a sniff?” Exactly. I know what you’re thinking, smooooth. |
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3. Luvvos: I’m pretty sure everyone has had the experience of knowing someone who can’t get enough of themselves. These people are what I refer to as “luvvos”. I had the pleasure of watching a girl check her reflection in every single reflective surface known to man on the bus. The windows, the bars, people’s sunnies, and even more ridiculously… the metallic backing on her Ipod! MY GOD!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!! I don’t know if you realise, but in the span of a few seconds, your face just can’t transform into something different. The fiftieth coat of cherry lip gloss hasn’t dried up yet, neither have the other 49, and your eyelashes haven’t fallen out. There is nothing more un-attractive than someone who is soooo into themselves. So, save everyone the hassle of having to look at you, looking at yourself, looking at everyone else to see if they’re looking at you looking at yourself, and them. Get it? |
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