
Likes:
Ikea hot dogs, Ikea furniture, Ikea Swedish workers. Designing my room on the Ikea website, designing a kitchen on the Ikea website, designing a bathroom on the Freedom website... WHAT LIES! BY GOSH... DESIGNING A BATHROOM ON THE IKEA WEB SITE! The spelling of the word "Ikea". The pronounciation of the word "Ikea". The colours of the "Ikea" logo. The fact that my name indeed has a letter from the word "Ikea"... Twice! The fact that I live within bussing distance to the "Ikea" store at Rhodes. The fact that Ikea has 50c soft serve icecream (and I love icecream) and it's Sweedish!
Dislikes:
Things that do not start with "I" and end in "kea". And stepping in dog poo with no shoes on while you are trying to discreetly sneak out of your house...
If I wasn’t me, I would want to be:
A Captain Planet Planteteer..! No, not because they save the earth, pfft, 'cause they have their own theme song! (Which, of course, is currently my phone ringtone... and yes... it is because I'm cool!)
Fave chill out:
Umm.. Ikea? For sure!!
Fave guy:
The man who invented Ikea! And Chris Cornell (former Audioslave, Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog lead singer!)
Coolest thing I’ve ever done:
Gotten into mischief with all of my friends. The following a snapshot selection of such highlights:
* putting detergent into the fountain at Hyde Park where we all insisted on having a bubble bath!
* dancing up and down the aisles of supermarkets and trying to get randoms to join in.
* dressing up like an '80s aerobic's instructors and dancing up and down the steps of Town Hall with a Boombox.
* pretending to live in Ikea and yelling at people who walked into our rooms while we were sleeping or changing outfits.
Describe your style:
My style is a bit of a mish mash, I wear what I'm in the mood for. I mainly dress grunge/urban though, or sometimes like a complete fool for laughs.
Worst advice:
Friends pour a concotion of warm milk, orange and mango juice, two whole containers of salt and pepper, soy sauce, oyster sauce, pizza sauce, 4 eggs, self raising flour and Nesquick into a bucket. "Drink it, I'll give you $5", they challenge. If you are wondering if I was ridiculously ridiculous enough to drink it... the answer is, yes my dears, I most certainly am. And yes, I was most certainly quite violently sick for 3 nights. Hell, when you see the taping of it though, it was worth it!
Best advice:
"Harden the F*** up!"














